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Update: 7-2-2006
Holy shit, he's back. At least partially. I'm doing a new method for drawing strips, doing them all electronically, with new software, so it's taking me longer to produce each strip while I do them. Expect one to two per week while I get up to speed and further refine my horny process.

But yes, I'm back.

Why not drop me an email? (Fix the email address in your email client, this is done to prevent email harvesting)

tonyb at cyberbooty dot com

Comments
I've had to disable the comments for a little while, most of the site hits now adays are from board spammers, hawking penis pills and the like. They filled the comments database up with about 200 MB of crap. After spending some time paring it down (to just a couple dozen kilobytes), I've purged most of the spam while keeping the original comments. Whence (that's right, I said whence) I get a spam-proof method of comments, rest assured you'll be able to tell me how much I suck.

Newest Strip: 2011-01-01: The Boner Signal!



Happy New Year my horny friends. I bring you a new comic, the continuing adventures of Professor Bonertron. Note that he\'s still into dressing up as a Starfleet officer with the movie red outfit.

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Comic Cooperative | 2003-08-12

So I'm putting forth a proposal for all comic artists for an Internet Comic Coopertive. It's a non-profit, cheap and effective way to host a web comic. At $10 a month for even very active sites (~70 GB of transfer), it includes gigs of storage, a comic management system if you don't want to make your own, access to a PHP/MySQL system if you want to make your own, message board, web mail, blog, and more.

It'd be run by the comic artists in the collective, and it would take advantage of that great communal feel artists tend to get. Here is the abstract (comment in this blog entry if you have any questions, or if I wasn't clear): Internet Comic Cooperative.

If you're interested, drop me a line. Tonyb at cyberbooty dot com.

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Added 2010-10-09: Emergency Sexual Hologram

I\'m a big fan of role playing, as you can see. In addition to the traditional scenarios, I do enjoy a little Trek in my sack.

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Added 2010-02-14: Happy Valentine's Day

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Added 2010-01-30: It's A Trap!

This is based on a true story. There really does exist a vegan strip club. I have to think it's some sort of trap for me. Otherwise, they've got a target market of one. Me.

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Added 2010-01-16: Hot Crypto Action

Most modern video cameras don't actually use tape, they use video files stored on hard drives of flash memory. So do we call them sex files now? Sex videos? Sex M-pegs? Perverted minds ponder these things.

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Added 2008-12-20: Filters

I tend to be on the more perverted side. I used to hid this, thinking it would make things go over smoother, but it actually had the opposite effect. My perverted side would come out eventually, and if they weren't into it, it would just mean a bad situation. So now I come right out with it. If it doesn't work out, a lot of time is saved.

But when it works, DAYOM.

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Added 2008-10-08: Maple Fever!

It's an actual, documented affliction, this "Maple Fever". Symptoms include knowledge of Canadian politics, being able to name more than three Canadian cities, and of course, the unnatural sexual attraction to Canadians of your sexual preference.

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Added 2008-10-02: Girl Drink Drunk

Wow, it's been a long time. But it's OK, baby, I'm back. I'm here for you. I have brought the requisite comics. I know you'll like them. Because that's how I roll.

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Added 2007-01-16: Sorry Steve

Despite all the excitement of the new iPhone, I've got a new target of my stalking energy; a miss Katee Sackhoff, better known as Captain Kara "Starbuck" Thrace.

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Added 2006-11-10: Fired

The comic pretty much explains it. Sometimes, you just need to fire people.

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Added 2006-10-06: Surrogate Sexuality

Well, this has happened more than once. One minute their IMing me dirtyness, the next they're righteously indignant and proud about their faithfulness. Finally, I got sick of it, and just ended all of it. Granted, it's not easy to turn down someone texting you something filthy, but it's way more trouble than it's worth.

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Added 2006-09-20: W2'd

Being W2'd is something that's happened to me a few times, as well as something that's happened to a few friends of mine. It happens to men and women, gay and straight. Some people treat relationships like jobs, and like most of us with jobs, we don't want to be without one, so before we quit, we check out the market. We interview, and then we accept a position before turning in our resigniation.

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Added 2006-07-20: Dating Nude Models: The Breakup

Sorry for the delay. I was on vacation in Eastern Europe, getting marriage offers from strippers (I'm not joking).

Anyway, after the breakup, it happened so fast, it really astounded me. Men from all over the Internet were all over her like tongue-numbness on a condom. So when you do break up with the Internet nude model, be prepared for the onslaught. It will happen.

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Added 2006-06-29: Nude Model Part 3

Really, you can't make a relationship work if you're the jealous type. So much sperm will be spilled, that she's going to get a cillia beat down if sperm share the same plane of existence in the afterlife. For me, I like that people are looking at my girlfriend, but that's just me.

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Added 2006-06-15: Internet Porn Models

Holy shit! Two comics in a week! Could I really be back? Perhaps.

This comic took a while, as it was the first I've done that is all digital. No paper was used, not a tree was harmed. I've been using The GIMP to make this, and I've got to say, there's a lot to be desired in terms of usability. Part of that is that I'm used to Photoshop, and part of it is that The GIMP needs a lot of fucking work. Some of the most mundane tasks that I take for granted in Photoshop are extremely difficult. Ah well. At least the price is right, and that price is free.

But back to dating Internet Porn Models. It is an interesting lifestyle. A better lifestyle. In this strip, I speak about the advantages, but there are disadvantages, which I'll get into.

Right, anyway, enjoy!

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Added 2006-06-12: Cumback

Man, have I ever left this place in a state of dissary. There's thousand of comment spams, and I haven't done a comic in 2 years. But that's about to change.

The comic you're about to read is a true story. This actually happened. There is a video called "Booted Sluts 9", and they did talk to me.

I've been celibate for a little while now, and it's not by choice. This is my last, best hope of getting some. It was also by far my best method. Making money, doesn't do it. Writing a book? That worked once. Comics? Worked many, many times.

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Added 2004-10-18: Hoodie Time

Fall is my favorite time of year, and that's in no small part to the wonderful invention that is "The Hoodie". It's 10% cotton and 90% pure intellectual sex, it's wearable mojo.

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Added 2004-08-02: My Steve!

Anyone who knows me, and indeed anyone who's read my comics knows I'm a bit of a fan of Steve Jobs. He's so smart, and handsome, and vegan. *Swoon*

Steve Jobs recently underwent surgery to remove cancer, and I was worried about my Stevie. The prognosis is good, so my spirits are high.

I hope you get well soon Steve, so we can gallivant around Europe in your Gulf Stream V!

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Added 2004-06-07: The Nun Syndrome

When a relationship is over, no matter who initiated the actual breakup, men tend to have a rather unrealistic expectation in the behavior of their ex-girlfriend.

I call this the "Nun Syndrome".

No matter how man girls we hook up with after the breakup, hearing of just one romantic tryst can both upset and anger us.

That slut! That harlot!

I suspect women are somewhat similar with men, although the psychological factors are different. For men, it's about ego. For women... well I don't know what it's about for the.

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Added 2004-05-11: Strike A Deep And Thoughtful Pose

If there's one thing I dislike, it's a contrived camera or web camera pose.

It's funny to watch those who champion the virtues of deep thinking and intellectual discourse when they appear to spend more time trying to look like they are deep and intellectual rather than actually practicing their mantra.

The phenomenom is documented pretty well by this guy. My favorite line is "my lamentable plight".

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Added 2004-04-23: Pink Eye

Oral sex, and cumming on the face in general, can be a very exciting way to finish off an office supply closet quicky. Of course, there are risks...

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