I\'m a big fan of role playing, as you can see. In addition to the traditional scenarios, I do enjoy a little Trek in my sack.

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This is based on a true story. There really does exist a vegan strip club. I have to think it's some sort of trap for me. Otherwise, they've got a target market of one. Me.

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Most modern video cameras don't actually use tape, they use video files stored on hard drives of flash memory. So do we call them sex files now? Sex videos? Sex M-pegs? Perverted minds ponder these things.

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I tend to be on the more perverted side. I used to hid this, thinking it would make things go over smoother, but it actually had the opposite effect. My perverted side would come out eventually, and if they weren't into it, it would just mean a bad situation. So now I come right out with it. If it doesn't work out, a lot of time is saved.

But when it works, DAYOM.

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It's an actual, documented affliction, this "Maple Fever". Symptoms include knowledge of Canadian politics, being able to name more than three Canadian cities, and of course, the unnatural sexual attraction to Canadians of your sexual preference.

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Wow, it's been a long time. But it's OK, baby, I'm back. I'm here for you. I have brought the requisite comics. I know you'll like them. Because that's how I roll.

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Despite all the excitement of the new iPhone, I've got a new target of my stalking energy; a miss Katee Sackhoff, better known as Captain Kara "Starbuck" Thrace.

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The comic pretty much explains it. Sometimes, you just need to fire people.

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Well, this has happened more than once. One minute their IMing me dirtyness, the next they're righteously indignant and proud about their faithfulness. Finally, I got sick of it, and just ended all of it. Granted, it's not easy to turn down someone texting you something filthy, but it's way more trouble than it's worth.

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Being W2'd is something that's happened to me a few times, as well as something that's happened to a few friends of mine. It happens to men and women, gay and straight. Some people treat relationships like jobs, and like most of us with jobs, we don't want to be without one, so before we quit, we check out the market. We interview, and then we accept a position before turning in our resigniation.

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Sorry for the delay. I was on vacation in Eastern Europe, getting marriage offers from strippers (I'm not joking).

Anyway, after the breakup, it happened so fast, it really astounded me. Men from all over the Internet were all over her like tongue-numbness on a condom. So when you do break up with the Internet nude model, be prepared for the onslaught. It will happen.

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Really, you can't make a relationship work if you're the jealous type. So much sperm will be spilled, that she's going to get a cillia beat down if sperm share the same plane of existence in the afterlife. For me, I like that people are looking at my girlfriend, but that's just me.

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Holy shit! Two comics in a week! Could I really be back? Perhaps.

This comic took a while, as it was the first I've done that is all digital. No paper was used, not a tree was harmed. I've been using The GIMP to make this, and I've got to say, there's a lot to be desired in terms of usability. Part of that is that I'm used to Photoshop, and part of it is that The GIMP needs a lot of fucking work. Some of the most mundane tasks that I take for granted in Photoshop are extremely difficult. Ah well. At least the price is right, and that price is free.

But back to dating Internet Porn Models. It is an interesting lifestyle. A better lifestyle. In this strip, I speak about the advantages, but there are disadvantages, which I'll get into.

Right, anyway, enjoy!

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Man, have I ever left this place in a state of dissary. There's thousand of comment spams, and I haven't done a comic in 2 years. But that's about to change.

The comic you're about to read is a true story. This actually happened. There is a video called "Booted Sluts 9", and they did talk to me.

I've been celibate for a little while now, and it's not by choice. This is my last, best hope of getting some. It was also by far my best method. Making money, doesn't do it. Writing a book? That worked once. Comics? Worked many, many times.

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Fall is my favorite time of year, and that's in no small part to the wonderful invention that is "The Hoodie". It's 10% cotton and 90% pure intellectual sex, it's wearable mojo.

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Anyone who knows me, and indeed anyone who's read my comics knows I'm a bit of a fan of Steve Jobs. He's so smart, and handsome, and vegan. *Swoon*

Steve Jobs recently underwent surgery to remove cancer, and I was worried about my Stevie. The prognosis is good, so my spirits are high.

I hope you get well soon Steve, so we can gallivant around Europe in your Gulf Stream V!

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When a relationship is over, no matter who initiated the actual breakup, men tend to have a rather unrealistic expectation in the behavior of their ex-girlfriend.

I call this the "Nun Syndrome".

No matter how man girls we hook up with after the breakup, hearing of just one romantic tryst can both upset and anger us.

That slut! That harlot!

I suspect women are somewhat similar with men, although the psychological factors are different. For men, it's about ego. For women... well I don't know what it's about for the.

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If there's one thing I dislike, it's a contrived camera or web camera pose.

It's funny to watch those who champion the virtues of deep thinking and intellectual discourse when they appear to spend more time trying to look like they are deep and intellectual rather than actually practicing their mantra.

The phenomenom is documented pretty well by this guy. My favorite line is "my lamentable plight".

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Oral sex, and cumming on the face in general, can be a very exciting way to finish off an office supply closet quicky. Of course, there are risks...

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