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Total messages posted: 23 messages.

Name: Teh Neil Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 09:01 PM
trois mom? how does pulaski not beat that?!

Name: LowbrowDeluxe Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 09:00 PM
I know, I know. I've just always had a thing for redheads. Which explains Beverly. Not real sure about Troi's mom. Other than, well, it's Troi's mom. You just know Riker got drunk and did her at some point.

Name: Wang Fei Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 09:00 PM
My god lowbrow! Seek help!

Name: LowbrowDeluxe Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 08:00 PM
Not really, though under duress (read, copious amounts of rum applied) I will confess to a series of torrid fantasies involving Beverly Crusher and Lawaxana Troi.

Name: jennifizzle Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 08:00 PM
i can give a resounding no. :)

Name: TehNeil Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 08:00 PM
damn me forgetting to put my name in that one

Name: Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 08:00 PM
I think we can all agree that we all wanted to tap Pulaski's ass at one point

Name: Wang Fei Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 08:00 PM
Mmmm....Seven of Nine. Fantastic! :D

Name: TonyB Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 07:02 PM
"I'm programmed in a variety of pleasures"

Name: jennifizzle Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 07:02 PM
haha, yeah...chickenwings. i hate how the later startreks always have the one chick that is a star fleet officer, but they have her wearing some skin tight one piece deal...she might as well be naked. it's sexual harassment. why doesn't she get to wear the uniform? it's cause they're not looking at her for her star fleet abilities, but for her tits and ass. at least in the original star trek, when they wanted to exploit the sex factor, they'd just have the chick wear the short dress and the boots. it was slutty, but it was a uniform. :) 
 
and i was always jealous of tasha...she wasn't hot, but she got to screw data. "we were...intimate"

Name: Teh Neil Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 07:02 PM
I always liked Tasha Yar. mmm

Name: LowbrowDeluxe Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 07:01 PM
*Disruptor beam hits ship* 
Troi: Captain, I sense great hostility. 
Picard: Riker, will you take this bitch off my bridge and beat the smack out of her? 
 
Yah, 'course early on none of the cast was all that much better really. 
"Quick, it's an emergency, Worf, look upset, Picard, look pensive, Riker, strike a dramatic pose!" 
 
Better than Captain "Chickenwings" Janeway any day though.

Name: jennifizzle Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 07:00 PM
haha. yeah, she was hot. but she looked better later in the series when she actually wore the uniform. those other outfits she had didn't fit right. plus, in the beginning she had the dumbest lines ever. "i sense great joy, and happiness...great joy, and happiness" psh...it's like, well yeah captain obvious.

Name: LowbrowDeluxe Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 07:00 PM
I'm still all about the Troi-tail myself. Never underestimate the worth of a woman who *knows* when she's doing it right and when she needs to adjust her helm settings to 'make it so'.

Name: jennifizzle Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 06:02 PM
eh, i don't see the attraction you guys have to ensign ro. i think she was a bitch. though i guess, given your options, she'd be the one to pick. i'd wanna screw data for some all night long android lovin. oh, or wesley. i dunno how good of a lay he'd be, but he was cute. :) 
 
haha, i wanna see the 2 wang porn...should be a good laugh. :)

Name: Teh Neil Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 06:01 PM
Ensign Ro... *sigh* 
 
god im a loser. Nice choice though

Name: LowbrowDeluxe Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 06:01 PM
I can think of at least three actually. To my knowledge all three are fake. Though one of them, starring a relatively well known porn star, also sports an equally fake french accent. Funniest of the bunch is listening to him, in regards the two girls going down on him, say "Woop-woop-woop, like two pistons up and down."

Name: Aie Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 06:01 PM
jennifizzle, there is a porn that has guys with two working penis. One of my gay male friend had shown it to me. I was disturbing to see both guns unload.

Name: Greg Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 06:00 PM
If I had the skill and the copious amounts of free time, I'd write a Star Trek porno. There would be a series of five, starting with "Deep Throat Nine."

Name: jennifizzle Email: email withheld Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 06:00 PM
triangular sideburns. nice touch, ubernerd. :)